The only thing I recall from tonight’s quiz is a question about Jorge Luis Borges. Dave (formerly known as Annoying Dave, but he hasn’t won the snowball in quite a while and thus can lose the insulting prefix, for now) is setting the quiz tonight, and asked us last week if we happened to know how to pronounce Jorge Luis Borges. We gave advice, but it was not heeded and the question seems to be about George Lewis Bodges. But pronunciation doesn’t matter – the important thing is knowing what George Lewis Bodges described as ‘two bald men fighting over a comb’. We do know that – it’s the Falklands War.

Our performance throughout the evening is unremarkable and we fail to return to winning ways. Has our blazing form in the early months of 2008 faded away?