It’s almost dark when I arrive at the pub half way through round one. This disturbs me; I’ve just arrived back in the UK after three weeks in Greenland and Iceland and I’ve got used to 24 hour daylight. There was a question about Greenland in the quiz the week before I left, and we got it wrong. Will there be more tonight? I doubt it.

Me and Stu form the team this week. As is customary when there are just two of us, we struggle. The only bit we do at all well on is an excellent bonus round in which we have to name songs whose titles are verbs, given the artist and the year. Tragically enough, two of them are by Take That, and we get the both. But it’s still not enough to get us anywhere near the money. And there aren’t any Greenland questions either.